Bring It, Krause!

jim thome.jpgAsk anyone in my Southside Chicago neighborhood who they’re voting for this November and you might hear about a lot of Jim Thome/John Danks ticket write-ins.  For now.  While we all know how easily the magnanimous momentum of baseball can change, what we know for sure, at this exact moment in time, is that the Chicago White Sox are indeed the AL Central Champions.

So, EAT IT, Mr. Krause!

While you’re doing that… our dear RSBS readers would like to know the answers to the following:

What hurts more, Al?  The Sox winning the Central or your Tigers being puke-spitting awful and finishing in dead last?

What makes you cry more, Al?  The fact that I was right at the beginning of the season or the fact that I was right at the end of the season?

What keeps you up at night, Al?  Not being able to win an argument or not putting in the time to win an argument?

Wrap your head around those inquiries, Mr. Krause.  I understand that you may need a minute or a day, year, decade.  That’s fine.  By the time you’ve formulated your meticulous thoughts, I bet Sarah Palin will be writhing in her own talking points as she prepares to take on Senator Biden on Thursday night.

But hopefully, we’ll hear what you have to say by the time the Cubs drop their first game to the Dodgers.

It’s all in the timing, my man. 

So go ahead.  You’ve done it before.  Sure, go ahead and hate me, Al, but don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeffy

4 comments

  1. PAUL

    Well the south side of Chicago
    Is the baddest part of town
    And if you go down there
    You better just beware
    Of a man named Jeffrey Lung

    Now Jeffrey more than trouble
    You see he stand bout six foot four
    All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover
    All the mens just call him sir

    And its bad, bad Jeffrey Lung
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old king kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    http://paullebowitz.mlblogs.com/

  2. redstatebluestate

    Holy cow. I feel honored, Prince. That was… that was a thing of beauty: “All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover
    All the mens just call him sir”… ah, like music to my ears.
    –Jeff

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