Fire This Man!!!

John Mozeliak.jpgI and the rest of Cardinal Nation have had enough of this incompetence! 

Another one got away… one we needed desperately, one who could’ve been had were it not for the mental retardation of one John Mozeliak.

And now we are forced to sit back and reserve room at the bottom of the National League Central Division because with the massive, gaping, bloody wound that is the St. Louis Cardinals bullpen throbbing with ineptitude faster than the Illinois legislature moves to impeach a pompous nimrod governor, that’s exactly where we’ll be.

Move on up, Pirates.

We got this taken care of.

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeffy

P.S.  Happy Friggin’ New Year.

9 comments

  1. Jane Heller

    Uh-oh. I had a feeling this post was coming. I feel your rage and I second it, even though I’m not as “invested” as you are. Fire the guy! Off with his head! Let him eat cake! No, wait. No cake. Let him starve!

    http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

  2. redstatebluestate

    I’m pretty sure the four of us could outplay the Pirates, yes, AND the Lions for that matter. I have more winning tradition in my left pinky than the entire roster of the Detroit Lions. Steve, I hope you’re right… but it looks bleak for Cards fans right now.
    –Jeff

  3. tim.davis5@us.army.mil

    Brother, I hear ya. This guy is killing me as well. I hope for both of our sakes and the Cardinals nation that he reaches down and pulls really hard on his ears. Hopefully that will pull his head out of his #$%.

  4. dezmo68

    Tim, thanks for your service to our country. You are among a proud tradition, and it comes with a heavy responsibility that does not go unappreciated. Thanks.

  5. redstatebluestate

    I’ve said if before, Timmy D., but brian_dez is exactly right. Thank you for your service. Fist bumps all around.
    –Jeff

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