We Figured Out Manny

How is it that such a high profile ballplayer is able to become invisible whenever he feels like it?

How is it that such a high profile ballplayer is able to cause mayhem wherever he goes?

How is it that such a high profile ballplayer had his heart set on California and only California?

We figured it out, folks:

predator.jpg
manny ramirez 99.jpgOf course, this also explains why he bleeds neon green, why he makes guttural nonsensical noises and why he appears so alien to the rest of the world.

But in the end, dude can play baseball.

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeffy

(**Manny image courtesy of the Associated Press**)

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16 comments

  1. mlbtribefan

    Go Giants! Go anyone other than Manny. The only time I say Go Manny is when I wish he would go away! I wish Manny would learn its about team! The country is in a recession but you still got your deal, so who cares? Right Manny! Its all about you and no one else. Rush says he wants Obama to fail. Well I want Manny to fail!

    Aaron
    http://mlbtribefan.mlblogs.com

  2. redstatebluestate

    Valid points all… except for FOTR. LOL. I think Manny could pitch if he put his mind to it… problem is, no mind, no pitch. Snap. Oh, and D’Hacks… thanks for bringing up Eckstein — the one who got away 😉
    –Jeff

  3. zkonedog

    I think I’m going to start calling Manny “The Predator” because of this post!
    -http://zkonedog.mlblogs.com/

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