Get Your Own League

roid rage.jpgIn 2001, the king of crap conglomerates and no-holds-barred entrepreneurship, Vince McMahon, teamed up with NBC to create a new world order football league deftly named the XFL.  The league featured ‘roid-raging castaways with unfettered guts and brawn who considered the actual rules of the game nothing more than a bothersome set of circumstances meant to be ignored — all in the holy name of entertainment.

Personally, I have had enough of the steroid scandal in baseball; and in an effort of compromise between giving the fans what they want and keeping Major League Baseball clean, I propose we gather up all the Mannys, Barrys, Alexes and Marks, give them to Vince McMahon, throw a ton of money at marketing and licensing and let them hit the hell out of the ball all they want in a rule-breaking utopia known as the XBL.

No drug tests.  No suspensions.  No questions.


And who better to get this league off the ground than Rafael “What the Heck Is Stanozolol Anyway” Palmeiro?

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.





  1. redstatebluestate

    Julia — I’m with ya. Let ’em have at it.
    V — I think Manny’s testicle problem may root in Manny being Manny (in other words, getting burned).
    Wrightway — HAHA!

  2. rockymountainway

    Palmeiro stated unequivocally he never used steroids and I believe him. He’s a stand up guy with above average love for the game and playing it correctly. Tying his name to anything having to steroids, shows me that you people at RSBS know nothing about baseball. Your comments are nefarious…

  3. redstatebluestate

    Jane — I like to think so. MadTV had its moments.
    Tom — Since you’re joking, I will withdrawal my request to have you “erased” 😉

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