RSBS TV: “Jesus Hates the Cubs”

The world premier… of an RSBS original…

Produced, shot and edited by Theo Roll.

Directed by Jeffery Lung.

Starring James Tierney as Jesus.

Performed by Mauf Tauk. 

Mauf Tauk is Jeff and Theo.

**Pass it on, folks. Let’s get the word out.  Please send this link to everyone you know. We make this thing go viral and more RSBS baseball-related hilarity will certainly flourish.**

Want more RSBS TV?  Try Crush.  Or if you prefer talking heads, check *these* out.

*Note: Kirk Gibson won the MVP in ’88, but it doesn’t rhyme and we’re cool like dat so get over it.

38 comments

  4. redstatebluestate

    Thank you, Hyunyoung! thank you, Jen! thank you, Kylie! Yes, please pass it on to your friends and their friends and their… yay!
    –Jeff

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  8. redstatebluestate

    Jonestein, no problem. Promote away. That’s what it’s all about: bringin’ the laughs. I mean, who couldn’t use a laugh? EMS show up yet? LOL.
    –Jeff

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  9. redstatebluestate

    Devilabrit — I’m trying to catch up to that calling 😉 Hope your Phils demolish the sCrUBS in this set!
    –Jeff

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  11. redstatebluestate

    LOL. You may be right, Julia, though he waited a loooooooong time to give y’all salvation (but then again, you got it twice within 3 years so you must’ve been going to church on the regular).
    –Jeff

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  14. raysrenegade

    Jeff,
    As Vanilla Ice used to say…”Word to your Mother.”
    I will throw it out into the out sanctions of web-ville and we will see if someone picks it up and runs with it.
    Viral hit…shooo nuff’
    Cult Classic, everywhere but Chi-town
    I will pass on the word of the redbird for you.

    Rays Renegade

    http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

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  17. redstatebluestate

    RR — Thanks, brotha! Don’t forget, half of Chi-town (the southern half, everywhere south of Madison where I happily live) is all about Cubbie hatin’. (Sox fans can be quite brutal, believe me.)
    Erin — I think you’re onto something. Oh, and he hates the Natinals too.
    Holly — Thanks. We’ll try.
    –Jeff

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  21. Andy

    Hey, I put a link to your blog and your video on my blog. I also sent it through facebook to every Cards and Cub fan I could think of that would have laughed hysterically like I did. It is so true, its even in the Bible, keep up the good work,

    – Andy
    http://allincards.mlblogs.com/

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  25. redstatebluestate

    Roundrock — Yes. You interested? Nice to see you back!
    Andy — You the bomb, man. Thanks! I’ll stop by soon!
    Lisa — Just tryin’ to preach it the way it is 😉
    Jenn — I’m lovin’ the Phillies… while they play the Cubs that is.
    –Jeff

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  28. Jonestein

    Jane – My wife had that “I’m going to leave you” look on her face when I got home from work yesterday belting out “Jesus hates the CUBS”. I don’t know if it was the pathetic middle-aged-white-guy rapping or that she thinks Jesus doesn’t hate anyone(I’m betting it’s the former).
    Later when “Baseball Tonight” showed Alfonso Soriano dropping yet another fly-ball to the Cubs outfield, she replied, “You know, he might just hate ’em after all.”
    :^)
    –Jonestein

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  29. redstatebluestate

    Jane — Much appreciated. Everyone should know this song eventually. They’ll be singing it in the churches even. LOL.
    Joe — Okay, smartypantz; it doesn’t rhyme. Deal with it 😉
    Ginny — Will do! Thanks!
    Jonestein — He does! It came to me in a vision. LOL. Thanks for gettin’ the whole family involved. You rock, dude.
    –Jeff

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  33. luckylori

    Love it!!! I am sending it out to everyone I know back in Chicago, except my 95 year-old grandfather. He doesn’t have a computer. And he’s probably at church anyway. (Lighting a candle for his Cubbies, no doubt.)
    Lori
    http://luckylori.mlblogs.com

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  34. redstatebluestate

    Devilabrit — Thanks (until this weekend). To tell you the truth, I’m quite worried about that series. Look at all those bombers! Jeesh.
    Lori — Haha. Well, I’d like to say I hope it works out for your grandfather seeing his team win, but… well, I can’t. I may not have tact, but I do have principles. Hahaha.
    –Jeff

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  36. redstatebluestate

    Ginny — LOL. That’s awesome! Thanks for the youth exposure. That’s our target audience. Haha.
    –Jeff

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  37. Jonestein

    Jeff- thanks for the learned Wrigley experience tip. It hath been added to the “Wrigley-from-afar 12-Step Program”. (also check out the new step 7, inspired by RaysFanboy’s Wrigley “trough experience”…lol)
    –Jonestein
    http://jonestein.mlblogs.com/
    p.s. showed the wife “Jesus Hates the Cubs”. She loved it but then smacked me one for getting the tune stuck in her head for the rest of the night. :^)

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  38. redstatebluestate

    Hahaha! That’s great, Jonestein. My (and the Lord’s) work is done… sorta… still got a lot of season left to go.
    –Jeff

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