Destroying Your Opponent

destruction.jpgTypically, most co-authored hit blogs contain some sort of level-headed combination of brains and brawn: the sharp, critical mental-rat in fine tune with a hard-hitting thunder-striker.  Yet when it comes to the curious case of RSBS, success can be attributed to the imperious, overwhelming, one-sided wit of just one man:

Me.

Sorry, Mr. Krause.  I mean, as an easy target you do make good fodder and all, but let’s face it, when it comes to verbal violence, you’re still getting raked.  Just like that little league game when I was at the plate and you were coaching first base:

Whether you’re delivering a weak blow by insinuating that Albert Pujols has the ability to make me gay (he does) or stealing the St. Louis spotlight with your revisionist history that the Tigers beat themselves in the 2006 World Series, it is quite obvious that some things will never change.

And that includes me always coming out on top.

Hate me ‘cuz I’m smug, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

11 comments

  1. TribeTed

    Jeff,

    no one can hate you… well except for your colleague Allen.

    was that kid in the video okay?

    He got destroyed by that kid at the plate.

    Just another Jeff and Allen moment happening in a flash.

    Love your blog!

    =) and Jeff, you are the winner.

    The Cards are the winners, because you and STL are better than Allen and DET.

    I am sold. 😉

    –Ted “TTW/T”

    http://tribewithted.mlblogs.com/

  2. TribeTed

    Wasn’t digging the last post:

    I deleted it.

    So please stop by and look at my “Patriotic” one,

    it is very emotional.

    9/11 was a time where the earth stood still

    and no one thought of anything other than the event that occured “of which i am not talking about”

    It was the most horrific event in the history of the USA and possibly the world.

    but we got them back alright!!

    –Ted “TTW/T”

    http://tribewithted.mlblogs.com/

  3. redstatebluestate

    Elizabeth — If you learned nothing else from this post let it be that little nugget of Truth.
    Ted — Thx. Yeah, I remember 9/11 pretty clearly.
    Jane — No way. That’d be a sign of weakness.
    Jonestein — I like it. Alpha… Allen would be the Nadir point.
    –Jeff

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