Those Teasing Twins

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I don’t know if what I’m about to confess will peg me as a complete weirdo, but I’ve long stopped caring about what other people think, especially when it comes to my health; and honestly I gotta vent to someone about this right now because if I don’t I will go mad.

So yeah.

I think about the Twins.  I think about the Twins a lot.  Probably more than most people do, more than those who are really close to the Twins.  This is odd because blondes really aren’t my type; I much prefer brunettes.  Black or brown.  That’s my thing.  But still, I can’t stop myself from looking at the Twins, thinking about the Twins, dreaming about the Twins. 

And if you look at them up close — like really close — you’ll notice many imperfections.  Yes, they are beautiful, but not in the traditional sense.  They’re not real bright either.  And they embarrass themselves by, you know, talking.  They’re so far removed from reality too… yet I still can’t get them out of my mind. 

Because the Twins are a supreme tease really.  I know I can’t take them seriously — not in any capacity  — yet they never seem to go away either.

Then, every once in a while, I’ll let my mind wander… to a place where it’s just me.  Me and the Twins.  Hangin’ out… havin’ fun… doin’ stuff.

But… eww.

They’re Twins!

So no matter how hot they are, how hot they get, how hot they are together, with or without me, at the end of the day, they are related to one another and, well, folks, that’s just gross.

Hate me ‘cuz I made you realize you think about them too, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

(*Image courtesy of Hollywood Tuna)

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16 comments

  1. Jonestein

    *Makes obligatory self-gratification comment*

    “Effing hilarious, Jeff!”
    – Baseball, Apple Pie, and Lobster

    “An instant RSBS Classic!”
    — The New York Times

    “Another glaring example of online moral decay.”
    – FOX News

    “I want to kick the sh!t out of that guy!”
    – Milton Bradley, via Chicago Tribune

    “Get in line! Then get the hell out of my clubhouse!”
    – Lou Pinella, via Chicago Tribune

    “Stop hijaaking our comments thread, Jonestein!”
    – Red State/Blue State

    “Sorry, dudes.”
    -Jonestein
    http://jonestein.mlblogs.com

  2. redstatebluestate

    Them reviews iz pretty nice. I likey! Thanks, Jonestein… you’re an inspiration to the whole RSBS crew!
    –Jeff

  3. redstatebluestate

    Ted — Yes he is, dude. And lemme tell ya, I wish I nailed it… sorta.
    09indians — Mmm! Yes they are! We aim to please… so we’z a keep a tryin’!
    –Jeff

  4. devilabrit

    The Twins…so are they gonna beat the Tigers in the division…oh not those Twins…no comment about the blondes thing married 2 off them, not at the same time…back to baseball – so you think the Dodgers are stringing this out deliberate to win it at home against division rivals the Rockies for ratings, ticket sales or are they really slumping…
    ~peter
    Outside the Phillies Looking In
    http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

  5. redstatebluestate

    Erin — Now if only he had a twin you could feel the pain of my predicament.
    Peter — Dodgers? They’re all about glitz and glamour, drama, etc. And I could care less what or how they do what they do, as long as they don’t get in the Cardinals’ way (same goes for your Phillies 😉
    Julia — Whoa. That would kill me. For sure.
    –Jeff

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