I’m Not a Player, I Just Get Crushed A Lot

kourtney kardashian bikini.jpgWhile on the subject of tragically sweeping heartache, I guess by now everybody knows that Kourtney Kardashian is preggers with that toolbox Scott Something-or-Other’s kid, once again dashing my dreams of landing her on my “fantasy team” and rendering one of the hottest (and dumbest) free agents officially off the market.

Great.  Just great.  First some spazzbot ruined any chance I had at “getting close” to Erin Andrews by sneaking into her hotel room… and now this?

Ugh.

Still, dear readers, let us remember that it is often in the worst of times that we find the truest and simplest joys in life.  Sure, the Cardinals got swept in the NLDS.  But hey, we’re not the Cubs!  True, President Obama hasn’t solved US America’s economic crisis… or the health care crisis… or, well, any crisis.  But hey, he’s not George W. Bush!  And well, okay, Kourtney’s probably not gonna have my baby now.  But hey, at least I’ll never have to face the awful task of actually listening to her talk for any length of time!

Not that I would have anyway, ‘cuz, well, y’know, hers is one of the most annoying voices “like um, y’know, like, ever or whatever.”  I’m just sayin…

There are worse things in life, people.  And besides, there’s always Kim… as long as you don’t mind three-ways with Reggie Bush.

I think I’ll leave that opportunity to Mr. Krause.  He’s always been the adventure half of RSBS.

Hate me ‘cuz I’m sly, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

24 comments

  1. redstatebluestate

    Ted, sometimes I think you just read the first line or two then comment… which is totally cool, but if ya do that ya may wanna do a better job of hiding it cuz after reading this article, the last thing that should be on your mind is Milton Bradley dude 😉
    –Jeff

  2. Jonestein

    I don’t really keep up with the Reality TV scene, so when I first heard residual buzz about something called the “Kardashians”, I immediately thought there’d been a revival of Star Trek:Deep Space Nine and I promptly got a geek-chubby.

    Since this is not the case, I assume these assorted Kardashians I keep hearing about are from the same strain of bimb-virus as Paris Hilton?
    –Jonestein
    http://jonestein.mlblogs.com

  3. Jonestein

    Nevermind…Wikipedia to the rescue…and sho’ nuff, a reality series is indeed involved.
    Yes, I’m getting old and out-of-touch…pass the Viagra, please.
    –Jonestein

  4. redstatebluestate

    Jonestein — 2/3 of the Kardashian girls are eye candy and eye candy only. Both featured here in this post. Do not be lured by the reality show. Ignore Khloe all together… all the Viagra in the world won’t help ya with that.
    Ted — Just askin’. It’s cool man.
    Buz — Lookers, lookers, lookers… only one consonant off from ‘hookers’. Coincidence? Ye be thee judge.
    –Jeff

  5. Buz

    Jeff, hookers lookers.. hey, I’m from Vegas.. whaddaya want? You’re right on the fearsome 4some of Philly. Tough to get through those guys. Check out my off day post bud.. tell me what you think of something like this.

    buz – http://buzblog.mlblogs.com/

  6. raysrenegade

    I have to say, personally, she is the hottest on of the bunch. I guess it is her personality I enjoy more than her two older sisters who sometimes come off as spoiled celebrity brats. Kourtrney also seemed to have the brains of the trio………but maybe I spoke too soon.
    You have gotten two strikes against you this season.
    You missed out on Erin Andrews at the All Star Game, and now Kourtney.
    Let there not be a third strike, and hopefully if there is……..It is a swinging strike, not a “deer in the headlights” looking strike as you check her measurements with your eyes.
    Happy hunting!

    Rays Renegade

    http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

  7. Buz

    Jeff .. off the subject here .. but you’ll catch the drift. I’ve been watching MLB channel and for some reason the last week or so they’ve showed the Cardinals era with Gibson on the mound. Stellar teams. Thanks for your comment. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to waste people’s time with this old stuff. I just love it though. It’s the grass roots of why I feel the way I feel when I watch these great games.

    Buz

  8. redstatebluestate

    Buz — Yeah, great stuff. I dig the old stuff. It’s the sorta thing that brings me and the previous generation together… and the one before that even on down the line.
    Erin — Yes, officially. But the rumor mill says they’re gettin’ back together. That’s just what I heard third, fourth, fifth hand.
    RR — Consider me to be SWINGING AWAY! LOL.
    Jane — Me neither, but I rarely pass on opportunity for eye candy. You know me.
    –Jeff

  9. Jonestein

    I love it when an RSBS post sits on the vine for 24 hours, sprouting hi-larious comment section “fruit”.
    Only at RSBS will you find the words “lookers”, “hookers”, and “consonant” in the same sentence.
    L-freakin-OL :^)
    –Jonestein
    http://jonestein.mlblogs.com

  10. redstatebluestate

    Jonestein — Sit on the vine they do (we’re not responsible for the ‘fruit’ but we will take credit, hehehe.) Al is due for a spectacular (or not) bit of something very very soon.
    –Jeff

  11. redstatebluestate

    Er… well, Cat, what’s NOT to see? LOL. That’s where my fascination stops though… nothing behind those eyes. LOL.
    –Jeff

  12. devilabrit

    I guess I’m in the same boat as Jonestein, too old for this reality stuff, but not requireing Viagra yet…eye candy she is, but would still feel like a cradle snatcher…my era of eye candy is more like Heather Locklear, unlike your failed antics Jeff, I actually have had coffee with her…some years back..unfortunately she’s as travelled as a baseball team these days….
    ~peter
    Outside the Phillies Looking In
    http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

  13. redstatebluestate

    Peter — Some teams aren’t that traveled… like when was the last time the Texas Rangers took a celebratory trip to the White House? Oh, never? Got it. Go for Heather, dude.
    –Jeff

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