Google Knows EVERYTHING
Dear readers, what you’re about to witness is real. Nothing has been altered or changed to assist my own, personal opinion(s). Thank the baseball gods for screen capturing abilities while surfing the interwebs.
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Hmm. One of those may not be correct.
I, personally, like Derek Jeter.
Are you noticing a trend?
Hate me ‘cuz I gotz mad computer skillz, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I (and, usually, Google) am (is) right.
Peace,
Jeff
Red State Blue State 
Thats freaky.. I got to try that with Bing now, cause they put up similar responses too…on another note… how do you like ‘firefox’ vs ‘explorer 8’?
and tonight I think it will be ut-oh
~peter
Jeff,
Sometimes I am afraid of Googling my name in case something comes back that puts me on a water tower with a high powered squirt gun soaking the masses.
But seriously, some times I think the slander and libel laws are rolling around in circles for some of the stuff printed as opinion and personal comments by people.
But I guess it could be worse………..they could always be talking smack about Alan?…………….or do they?
Rays Renegade
http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com
It’s a crazy thing Google is. Sometimes you just don’t know what you’re gonna get.
-Dillon
http://dillonm.mlblogs.com
Peter — I haven’t used Explorer since 2005 or so. Firefox is the only way I swing these days… though I would try Chrome if forced to.
RR — When I google my name I get a bunch of crap warning me about lung cancer… and yeah, everyone talks smack about Allen. It’s fun. Try it sometime.
Dillon — Exactly. Like today, I googled “Why do I feel like crap?” and it led me to some nasty fetish sites. Won’t do that again.
–Jeff
I’m with you on Firefox Jeff!
And Congrats! The Latest Leader’s List is out – it covers the whole regular season (4/4-10/4) and you guys are #3!
Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/
Thanks, Julia. Firefox is fire-sweet. What? Yep. I just blew my own mind.
–Jeff
Jeff,
Now I am the one that feels like crawling under a rock.
Emma
http://crzblue.mlblogs.com/
That is just…f’n…funny. Congrats on you MLBlog rating. Good original stuff.
Mike
‘http://burrilltalksbaseball.mlblogs.com
I guess there’s no way to know which closer may faulter…timing is definately everything…
~peter
People have been Googling me. It makes me feel like I’m accomplishing something and worried all at the same time.
http://www.paullebowitz.com/
http://www.princeofny.blogspot.com/
Emma — I feel for you. I really, really do.
Mike — Hehe. Thanks, man. Appreciated.
Peter — The point is… closers aren’t supposed to falter. That’s the issue here.
Prince — Now you know how celebrities feel. It’s a double edged sword man. Embrace it.
–Jeff
Jeff.. now I’m the one that feels like crap. But, based on your previous experience I won’t be asking Google why.. chuckle.
Buz – http://buzblog.mlblogs.com/
Yeah, Buz… don’t know what got into Broxton, but that was inexcusable and I imagine you’ll be upset for a long while.
–Jeff
congrats on being so consistent even in the offseason. you guys are hilarious.
http://pittpeas.mlblogs.com
Matt — Thanks, man. Every day brings somethin’ new… so we hope.
–Jeff
Okay, I admit, I LOLed, but Google best stop hatin’ on my boys, and you should too, Jeffy! At least you didn’t hate on Jeter. I can dig it.
– Lisa
http://perennialpinstriper.mlblogs.com/
Lisa… it’s hard NOT to laugh. That IS some funny stuff. All user-based too (so Google says). Jeter is one of those guys that it’s impossible to hate… no matter how hard I try.
–Jeff
Oh, dear. The trends are rather frightening. And they made me laugh. A log.
“derek jeter is married”?
Try the past few years’ worth of award winners. CC Sabathia, Tim Lincecum, and Albert Pujols are the only ones that come up with anything…but it does follow the trends.
Or just try Randy Johnson plus a space at the end.
You will laugh. Whether at me or at the search bar, I don’t know but you will.
xcicix — Haha! I remember the Randy Johnson bird thing… who doesn’t!?! Still one of the best things to ever happen in sports!
–Jeff