Giving Thanks a Few Weeks Early

Awaiting your praise, huh, Mr. Lung? Well, you’ll get your salutatory essay soon enough. However, today is not the day. Today I’m in too much of a celebratory mood. Why? Why not. It’s the beginning of the Islamic weekend, I have a martini in one hand as I’m writing this and I just obtained Season 2 of True Blood which started off much stronger than the first season.

Not only that, but the Yankees have not yet won the World Series. There’s so much to be thankful for and we’re still three weeks away from Thanksgiving (and the Eid Al-Adha, too).

But more than that, I’m just grateful because no matter what else might be going on, I can still wipe my @$$ without needing any kind of assistance. That, just like Chase Utley, is the gift that keeps on giving:

Happy Hump Day!




  1. Saundra

    {I’m crying laughing}Indeed I’m thankful, too. For the laughs, for inventors, for advertising, for youtube, and for the fact that if I ever need these “comfort wipe” and “get a grip” items for me or my parents I’ll know they’re there for us. Oh thank you for the laugh of the DAY!
    I’m still believing that tonight the Phillies will win this game. GO PHILLIES!

  2. jerseysawks

    If anyone can do it, it’s Pedro, his Daddy, and the lifetime supply of JeriCurl he’s got going on.

    I don’t like the Phillies, I just hate the Yankees that much. Hope Pettite gets shelled.

  3. crzblue2

    LOL. You guys just love those hump days or maybe is me that keep coming back here on hump day.
    talking about the JeriCurl, I remember this guy telling the story that back in the days when the Pedro was with the Dodgers, he ran into Pedro and his brother at the drug store. they had the shopping cart full of that product.

  4. Jonah

    We Canadians have already celebrated Thanksgiving. I gave thanks that the Blue Jays’ GM was fired and that I got to see Roy Halladay pitch this season in Toronto. And I gotta get me one of those Comfort Wipes – on further review…maybe not.

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