RSBS Postseason Awards Show: Part I

With Major League Baseball and various publications handing out their end of the season awards, RSBS has decided to follow suit. Sure, our prizes may not come with any financial reward and they may not trigger any clauses in the affected players’ contracts. But, it is our civic duty. So, without further ado, we present Part I of our two part Postseason Awards Show. Allen, take it away.
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Thunderdome.jpgMost Thunderdome worthy:
Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui
Both Damon and Matsui have been integral parts in the Yankees’ dynamo but with age and injuries taking a toll, one of them will most likely have to go. Obviously, the only fair way to settle the question is to have them fight it out in the Thunderdome. Granted, the one who dies will have a seriously decreased trade value but fair is fair.

Most Valuable Player for the Minnesota Twins:
Rosangel Cabrera
Yeah, you thought it was Joe Mauer but with the Tigers holding a tenuous lead in the AL Central at the end of the season, Miguel Cabrera and his wife, Rosangel, made the alcohol-lubricated sparks fly at home. The aftermath saw Cabrera flop against the White Sox and the Twins pull even before winning the Central.

i_love_albert.jpgJeff’s MDP (Most Dreamy Player):
Albert Pujols
I think we’ve already covered this one. I just hope this comes true for you one day, buddy. You and AP would make an adorable couple and I’d be honored to stand with you at the ceremony.

Most Transformative Player:
Brad Lidge
Transformations work in both directions and after going from Mitch Williams to Mariano Rivera to Eric Gagne in the space of three seasons, you have to wonder what Lidge will become next. If he ends up on the Tigers, I’ll say Trevor Hoffman. But my head says it’s the Canadian-American League.

jeff_allen_nats.jpgMost Amazing RSBS Writer/Person:
Jeff Lung and Allen Krause (in a surprising tie)
We decided to leave this award to our respective mothers to decide. And neither one of them could be swayed to the other side. However, I can’t tell you which one they each voted for so we’ll just leave that to your imagination.

Tune in tomorrow as Jeff brings us Part II of the show. Rumor has it that several Cubs players may have been nominated. Stop by and see if they finally manage to win something.

5 comments

  1. raysrenegade

    Jeff,
    I am surprised also that the voting for the favorite RSBS writer did not end up in a dead tie from abstaining their votes not from one vote each.
    Love the awards already and look forward to the second portion of the awards show.
    I think we need an award for the best NY player that doesn’t have an “X” or “Z” and the end of their name.
    Vowels will cost double, especially if it is an “I”.

    Rays Renegade

    http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

  2. devilabrit

    I’m looking for the stupidest Cy Young award ever given, especially one to a dope head….that aside I just can’t believe you went with Dreamy Player…. you could have at least disguised it with a manly name…LOL
    Hilarious as always…
    and congrats on being promoted by Mark…woohoo
    ~peter
    Outside the Phillies Looking In
    http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

  3. mlung@hotmail.com

    why is it the Moms that always get the shout outs in these voting matters. What about the DADS After all we are the ones who taught you the game………….

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