Merry Hanukkha, Happy Christmas… and All That

santa smoking.jpgThe RSBS interns are off playing with their tax-payer purchased stocking stuffers (hookers presumably), the hot stove has cooled to a Holliday simmer (would ya just make up your friggin’ mind) and sleigh bells are ring-ring-jinglin’ like the fat pockets of China’s national treasury

So, my uber-nefarious colleague Mr. Krause and I would like to wish you and your loved ones a very happy holiday — whatever that means to you.

To me, it means once again pondering that age old question: Is the universe expanding?  Or contracting?

Okay, so that’s two questions.

In any case, it’s beer thirty… for at least 48 hours in a row, so Al and I are gonna carpe diem by taking a couple days off.  Hopefully when we get back we’ll both have some great holiday stories to share that don’t involve waking up with no shoes under an overpass five miles off the Vegas strip with 35 cents in my pocket, a raging headache, blurred vision and a My Little Pony tattoo on my inner thigh.

Jeff and Allen are cool.jpgHappy Holidays!

Jeff & Allen

14 comments

  1. raysrenegade

    Jeff,
    I can always get you a pair of those Maddon glasses they gave out as a promotional gift a few years ago.
    They maybe fake plastic knock-off, but you can tell people they are real Hugo Boss frames.
    Merry Christmas my friend.
    Hope the jokes keep rollin and the alcohol flowin’

    Rays Renegade

    http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

  2. redstatebluestate

    Cat — while the McCourts work their problems out (or not), Al and I got ya covered.
    RR — I think Al’s are knock offs too. LOL.
    –Jeff

  3. xcicix

    Happy holidays!
    As for me, I think the universe is contracting because it’s expanding. The more connected we are, the closer we are, for better or for worse.

  4. redstatebluestate

    Prince — Yep… among other things.
    Cici — I like your idea. You should run with that!
    Emma — Haha. No Sin City THIS year. I learned my lesson well. Kept it close to my West-Central Illinois roots.
    –Jeff

  5. thefreak

    all I saw was the word HOOKERS!!! Now I gotta go back and read it again to see what the rest was about. LOL

    I hope you had a good holiday season.

    go ahead, you know you want to say it…….. “LETS GO YANKEES!”

    Now didn’t that feel good?

    ~Mike

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