My Lord, Will Someone Please Get Me a Goddamn Salad!?!

Note to King Bud Selig: If you wanna sell your product to a bunch of guys, hire Kim Kardashian for your spots… not Dane Cook.  Not Bon Jovi.

Chicks, Bud.  Hot chicks.

Maybe I’d settle for Reggie Bush.  Maybe.

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

13 comments

  1. redstatebluestate

    You bet, Jonestein!
    Ez_Mac — Agreed. Totally.
    Jenn — Yep… happy as a…happy as my wife-to-be. Yeah. That sounds good.
    –Jeff

  2. angelsgirl012

    ….. lol not really a kim kardashian fan but whatever floats your boat! 😀 Though i too want a salad (though without the chicken for this non-meat eater)……

  3. redstatebluestate

    Elizabeth — If I could I would. Psss, Mauer won’t be a Red Sox I’m afraid 🙂
    Cat — Me too!
    Matt — I can’t stomach much of Dane Cook. Long story there, but we can agree on Kim. Yum.
    Mimi — I’m only a fan of hers until she starts talking… 🙂
    –Jeff

  4. rrrt

    Well, the salad looked good! Alas, my cleavage is not ample enough to catch dripping dressing. I guess she doesn’t believe in utensils? Then again, forks aren’t really sexy, are they?
    Sue
    Rants, Raves, and Random Thoughts

  5. redstatebluestate

    Indians… that may be all she’s good at… and by “making videos” we assume you mean “be in videos”.
    –Jeff

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