How to Get Away While You’re Getting Away

In some ways Jeff and I are lucky men.  We both have the freedom that comes from being single although this also means we suffer its attendant sorrows.  For instance, on this Friday evening neither one of us will enjoy the delightful presence of a woman keeping us company.  And while this means that we are both free to watch as many spring training highlights as time will permit, it also means that the only whispers waking us up tomorrow morning will come from the TV we forgot to turn off.

The only real upside to this whole sad situation is that neither one of us will have any need of the following device in the near future.  Unless, perhaps, they install them in baseball stadiums so we can convince our bosses that we really are in the hospital donating a kidney.  Oops, gotta go.  Time for dialysis.

Happy Friday!




  1. bklyntrolleyblogger

    I may have been born too early or this information is getting to me too late. Where were you guys when I needed you?

  2. devilabrit

    I’m not sure but I think reading this that maybe the women are lucky and your hand will suffer the aches and pains of……. ……switching channels… what the hell else did you think I was going to write…
    Outside the Phillies Looking In

  3. TribeTed

    Who needs women?

    When you have the Cardinals like Jeff does, you don’t need women, as for Allen… well sorry dude.

    You need women. The Tigers are a rollercoaster ride that you can’t get off.

    I think that Allen needs to use his 2008 tactics in order to gain my respect.

    that’s just my perspective of this whole ordeal.

    But Allen, keep doing what you do. Good luck to the Tigers, I hope no injuries occur… (please please occur!)


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