The Evolution of Chris Perez

*All subsequent information gathered by our trusty interns based on Chris Perez’s Sunday, April 11, 2010 appearance against the Detroit Tigers, who at one point were down 7-1 in the game.*

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michael myers remake.jpgCan’t blame the Tigers for playing like it was October… everywhere you looked it was Halloween.

Hate me ‘cuz I have the gutz, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.



(Chris Perez image courtesy of Getty Images; all else taken off other stealin’, theavin’ blogs)



  1. devilabrit

    ooooooooooooohhhhh…… scary… the pictures and the fact that the Tigers came back to win…

    Phillies Outside

  2. bigideas

    This was my evolution as my friend mocked me as Perez melted down.

    KJ: “Perez is going to screw you”
    SLY: “Efff off”
    KJ: “Tie game, blown save.”
    SLY: “You Suck.”
    KJ: “Game over.”
    SLY: “Screw you.”

    I had no comebacks. I lost to KJ, it hurt…bad.
    He ruined my Fantasy week. Damn you Chris Perez….damnnnnn youuu.


    The Three Bs

    “Time Theft”

  3. redstatebluestate

    Peter — Any time the Tigers win is scary.
    Mike — I agree. I watched the last inning just so I could rub it in Al’s face. Whoops.
    Shaun — Drafting an Indian closer was your first mistake dude. Rebound!

  4. bklyntrolleyblogger

    (Tap into your inner Sesame Street….ready?)
    One of these things is not like the other.
    One of these things just isn’t the same.
    Can you tell me which thing is not like the other?
    before I finish my song?


  5. redstatebluestate

    Jane — You may be right. I’ve been watching them the last week pretty closely and they look as solid as the Sox do right now, overall anyway. Long season though.
    Prince — I agree. It’s gonna get real bloody.
    Mike — I was having so much fun singing the song I forgot the question 🙂

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