Even More Freakazoids & Oddities: The Always Venerable, Mostly Searchable RSBS

freakazoid.jpgMr. Krause and I have a pretty high reputation to maintain.  Often times we are called upon to give the people what they want, when they want it, at the level at which they want it.  Whether that means providing hot pics of Erin Andrews, hot pics of Heidi DeRosa (yes, Mark DeRosa’s wife) or hot pics of Albert Puj– I mean, hot pics of Jenna Fischer, we do what we gotta do.

But we don’t beat our wives.

Because we don’t have wives.

But if we did have wives, we would not beat them.

I mean, if I did have a wife, I would not beat her.

Unfortunately, I cannot speak on behalf of my colleague, the nefarious and oft-jaded Mr. Krause.  But until he speaks out for himself, we at RSBS (the interns included) will certainly continue on the path towards the truth… so when you search for something, we can provide the answer… sorta.

Recent RSBS Keyword Search Analysis (click to enlarge):

rsbs keyword search screenshot wife beating.JPG

Hate us ‘cuz you can, just don’t hate us ‘cuz we’re right.





  1. devilabrit

    Your giving the assumption that this was a straight guy searching, therefore it would be wrong, what if it was an avid follower of Mr Krause and therefore was of an alternative orientation, then you’d have things like jello fighting or the gay fight club to contend with…. just a thought…. and why Red States? confused me, which is easy to do after yesterday….

    Phillies Outside

  2. redstatebluestate

    Peter, I think you’re on to somethin’ worth investigation. Why red states? They seem to be more backwards I suppose.

  3. redstatebluestate

    Jane — I’m guessin’ the South. But don’t quote me.
    Emma — You’re doing it wrong 🙂

  4. raysrenegade

    You had me at Jenna Fisher. Got to admit, I always found her cute, but she went to hot babe in waiting the minute I found out she also loves baseball.
    Does that make me shallow?
    Seriously, we all know the wifebeater T-shirts that are all the craze in the Northeast, plus the antic of that prankster Brett Myers in that Boston beanery, or was it a bar?
    And the so-called Wife instructional time by former Astro/Rays/Red Sox/Cardinal current O’s product Julio Lugo.
    Maybe outlawing the “wifebeater T-shirt” is the first step towards total respectability and harmony among the two sexs.
    Sorry I had to refrain from chuckling there. The minute we figure out the fairer sex is the day I am buried.

    Rays Renegade


  5. rrrt

    The true question is, what kind of person would actually be searching for the answer to that question? Hey, maybe it was Brett Myers!! 😉
    Rants, Raves, and Random Thoughts

  6. redstatebluestate

    RR — Dude, I’m so with ya.
    Sue — Well, if Brett Myers was the one lookin’, the article he found was all about him, which would mean….the world IS perfect.

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