Nevermind the fact that the O’s start the second half of the season on a 4-game win streak. Nevermind that they’re 5-5 in their last 10 games. Instead, let us focus on the big picture: they are a mighty 27 games behind the AL East leader.
And that ain’t bad.
That’s Pittsburgh Pirates bad.
Which, is about as bad as it gets.
So, if you’re an Orioles fan (are there any of you left?), be proud; come on down to the UIC strip and pick ya up one of these bleeding teal Oriole hats. No one will make fun of you for it. I promise. In fact, donning one of these lids will just make you…
Hate me ‘cuz I’m with the part-time fashion police, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.