The question doesn’t apply so much when you come from the northeast and its glut of teams. Mainers, at least the ones I know, tend to go with the Mass-holes and the people I’ve met from Connecticut often opt for New York. But those are states with legitimate populations. That still doesn’t answer the question.
What do you do when you’re from a state that is quite literally the middle of nowhere?
Well, if you’re from the homeland of Warren Buffett and mail order steaks, apparently you take yourself way too seriously and go transcontinental when choosing to cheer:
C’mon Whyte Myk. The Pirates? And you wonder why no one takes your rap career seriously.