He’ll forgive me.
I mean, here were are… it’s August. Like usual the Cardinals are in the thick of an exciting pennant chase. And the Tigers… well, the Tigers are busy suckin’.
Of course I’m gonna say something to my opinionated and oft-brazen colleague, Mr. Allen Krause. If I keep my mouth shut, my reputation is done. Over. Finished.
And that ain’t gonna happen.
‘Cuz not only am I known to kick people while they’re down, I’m also known to have a knack for unearthing old childhood videos of Mr. Krause actin’ a fool.
Not quite Jimmy Leyland worthy, is he.
Hate me ‘cuz I’m crass, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.