Celebrate! Holla out loud! Be glad, fellow US Americans!
It’s Labor Day! And, ironically, this is the one day of the year where we are encouraged to sit around and do nothing… so get out there and… do nothing!
Of course, idle hands lead to idle thought leads to the tempestuous question: why in the world can’t we wear white after Labor Day?
Whoever the culprit, it’s obvious that he (or she) wasn’t a baseball fan.
So his/her rules are as obviously un-American as, say, not having a personal Jesus-friend, private insurance and an obedient wife.
Enjoy doing nothing today, y’all! We deserve it!
Hate me ‘cuz you’re bored, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.