A Drunk Baboon

vicente padilla tongue.jpg

I hate to be that guy who talks about his fantasy baseball team but I came across an article the other day that kind of summed up my season.  Let me go back a little, though, and explain.  At a couple points I was looking good.  The hitters were hitting.  The pitchers were pitching.  But some guys were starting to taper off so I made some changes.

Bad idea.  As most readers of this blog know, we like to comment on the simian nature of Vicente Padilla.  However, despite two year’s worth of warnings, I went ahead and picked him up anyway.  He was pitching well, the Dodgers looked good.  How could I lose?

Well, instead of trying to explain what Padilla did to my season, I’ll refer you to the article I mentioned at the beginning.  Yes, I think the best way to describe Vicente Padilla is “drunk baboon.”  Read the article while imagining my team as Cape Town and you’ll get the picture.

-A

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5 comments

  1. devilabrit

    Well that threw me through a loop, cause i thought Detroit was a fantasy team… we learn something everyday…

    -peter

    Phillies Outside

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