“Maybe I’m a bad friend for laughing at my buddy’s misfortune.”
— The lugubrious and oft insolent Mr. Allen Krause (September 27, 2010)
Hmm. Talk about misfortune.
Wow. Get a room, guys.
And let us not forget one bit of increasingly important information, Mr. Krause:
While your extended metaphor of dueling fists may pin me as the hot-headed, intelligence-challenged Nyjer Morgan to your taller, more svelte Chris Volstad boasting an extended reach, if you look around… you’ll see there is no Gaby Sanchez to save you.
Hate me ‘cuz I give you reason to, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.
(Special thanks to Rachel at Something, Something who enlightened me to Miggy’s quirky tastes)