If the Pirates Were an Engrish Phrase

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Hack fluff filler my ^ss! 

This s*** is real.  I am HURTING for Pirates fans, dear readers.


Because they don’t even get a chance. Not a shot, not nothin’.

And though they are considered a division “rival” of my Redbirds, I cannot stop myself from doing what I feel is right — from ridiculing the runaway train of irresponsibility otherwise known as the Pirates’ front office.

Garrett Atkins?

Scott Olsen?

Matt Friggin’ Diaz?!?!?

Enough of this marinated rape.

Enough already.

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.




  1. raysrenegade

    Just remember they said the same thing about that scurvy bunch in San Francisco before they somehow molded and stayed solid to the end.
    I actually like the moves made by the Pirates. Shows a committment to change, with a sprinkling of insanity thrown in for good measures. Fear the scurvy in 2011….Argggggg!
    BTW Happy New Years…or is it Happy New Decade this year?

    Rays Renegade


  2. redstatebluestate

    RR — How is signing the likes of washed up Garrett Atkins and Scott Olsen a commitment to change? More like a commitment to suicide. The only thing that has changed for the Pirates since Barry left is the level of optimism. It’s all gone now.

  3. redstatebluestate

    Jane — It’s hard not to feel empathy for them. Few know that amount of suffering. Let’s hope they get competitive within the next decade or so.

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