A Few of His Favorite Things

Jeff_seatbelt.JPGHappy “Kiss a Cardinal Day” or, as it’s known in some corners, Jeffery Lung’s birthday.  That’s right, today my buddy Jeff officially reaches the ripe age of 29+.  The beautiful thing about that plus is that it could really mean anything.  Although my protestant guilt forces me to tell you that it means 3 this time around.

I don’t have to tell you that Jeff and I have known each other for a long time and helped each other celebrate birthdays many times before.  However, it has been a while since we were able to celebrate either one of our birthdays together.  This year is no different. 

However, that doesn’t mean I can’t help him celebrate his birthday correctly.  And what could be more correct than an alternately loving and loathing collection of photos.

In honor of Jeff and his birthday, I present this little birthday present, a gallery of things he loves, although sometimes ambivalently.  Without further ado, here we go:

Love

albert pujols on fire.jpg

Hate to Love

hot cubs chick 2.jpg

Love (again)

ozzie smith 85 nlcs.jpg

Hate to Love

jeff_fantasy.jpgUnfortunately, I couldn’t find a picture of Ozzie and Albert making out which means I couldn’t photoshop Jeff into it either.  Guess that just means we have something to look forward to next year!

Happy Birthday, buddy!

-A

12 comments

  1. raysrenegade

    Jeff,
    Only for you would I risk getting thrown in cuffs and transported off to the labor camp in Starke, Florida. As I stated on Facebook last night, I tried to get the measurements off your secret crush Erin Andrews, but her body double slapped the Snapple out of me and I got served with a restraining order.
    So I could not mold a life-like replica of Andrews, but she sends herl love and will blow you a kiss…as long as we both respect the 500 foot barrier set by the Fl courts.
    Happy B-day big guy…..Hope you Detroit pal picks up the tab tonight

    Rays Renegade
    http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

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