The Butt of All Jokes

kim kardashians butt 2.jpgWhen it comes to teams I really wish I could get behind, it starts and ends with the Seattle Mariners.  Yes, I admit: my heart really goes out to the city of Seattle and its long moribund baseball team.  Since that magical 2001 season, things haven’t been too bright in the Emerald City.

kim kardashians butt 3.jpgThey lost their NBA basketball team.  Their football team is… well, it has had its ups and downs, (mostly downs).  And the M’s… well, let’s just say that maybe Safeco Field would be better suited to host the Ichiro Show than an actual full nine every day. 

In fact, Ichiro is to Kim Kardashian’s bum as the Mariners are to Kim as a whole.  The bright spot in Kim’s persona is that beautiful backside, whereas Kim the person, is pretty much an embarrassment to human development.  As soon as she opens her mouth and begins talking, it is instantly evident that no matter what she says, listening to her is a colossal waste of time, each word acting as an individual assassin of brain cells.

kim kardashian butt 1.jpgSo I wish the Mariners good luck this season — like I always do — but I’m pretty sure any attention I pay them will, once again, revolve around the always entertaining Ichiro highlight reel.

And I’m totally okay with that.

So don’t hate me.  ‘Cuz I’m right.





  1. redstatebluestate

    Jane — I didn’t either… just… sorta happened 😉
    Prince — Mos def! You could write a book about it! What are ya waiting for?
    Ron — Thanks, man! Will do! *Fist Bump*

  2. crzblue2

    I like the color of the first dress. And I am sick of the Kardashians. What were the Dodgers thinking when they had a billboard with them using last year’s Dodger slogan “This is my town” I rather see a banner with real Dodger fans. I am Ok with other celebrities that DO go to games.

  3. redstatebluestate

    Emma — I’m all on board with Alyssa Milano too… even though she never writes me back 😉

  4. rrrt

    You know, it wasn’t that long ago that no woman in her right mind wanted a butt that big. Now they pay big money to get implants so they can have a Kardashian butt.

    Now if only Sir Mix-a-lot would record Kristen’s version – too funny!

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