America has given so much to the world. This Friday, I want all of our readers to just sit back as RSBS leads you through the awsomeness that is American history. We start, as is our wont, at the beginning….
George Washington: First in war, first in peace and first to tame a T-Rex
Abraham Lincoln: Emancipated the slaves while fighting off our werewolf oppressors
Teddy Roosevelt beat up the Filipinos, prevented forest fires then went out and killed Bigfoot
Alan Trammel and Lou Whitaker: Bless you boys, ’nuff said