Being the iconic bastion of worldly intelligentsia that I am, humbly speaking, it is no wonder that my peers see my representation of Cardinals Nation and project it on the populous as a whole.
I like to think that my fan image boosting is just me doing my civic duty; for anyone who truly knows the depth of the average St. Louis Cardinal fan’s psyche, reality may be a cumbersome sidekick.
Sure, we may be one of the smartest baseball-minded fanbases in the Major Leagues, but, to the unknowing, casual bystander, that intelligence can still leave a lot to be desired.
Like… a lot.
Unfortunately, the below reality outweighs my grassroots, ad hoc movement:
Hate me ‘cuz I don’t hide the truth, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.
*Special thanks to the blokes at Joe Sports Fan for the vid tip.