Picturing the Evil Empire

We won the Cold War.  There’s no debating that.  The Soviet Union split up, Germany was reunified and communism went the way of the Whigs and the Bull Moose.  But sometimes it feels like we still lost.  Like when you hear about Vladimir Putin’s new personal photographer:

Sure, Vlad isn’t a Soviet per se but it’s pretty safe to say that he has a lot more in common with Stalin than he does with FDR.  Although maybe not quite so much.  The point is, the Russians may have lost the war but they seem to be winning the battle.

It’s a little like the Red Sox and the Yankees.  Sure, the Red Sox may have finally gotten by the Yankees to win that elusive World Series.  They may have even succeeded in doing it again right afterwards.  But they’re never going to catch the Yankees.  The Yankees are the Evil Empire just like Vlad and his boys are the heirs to the Soviet version.

So, what can we do?  How can we fight back against a Russia that just keeps coming back like some totalitarian Freddy Krueger?  Well, I think the first step is obvious.  Obama needs to get a better looking photographer:

The rest will work itself out from there.



  1. WrigleyRegular

    The Tea Party nuts already hate President Obama for everything he does. Can you imagine how their heads would explode if he hired a sexy model to be his personal photographer. I’m sure they would find some way to claim it was unconstitutional, or at least add it to their ever growing list of things that want banned via constitutional amendment.

  2. Bryan Scrafford

    I actually have met Obama’s photography at several events (I was there covering some of his speeches for my political blog ( http://leftofthehill.blogspot.com ). He’s a good guy, but I definitely agree (and I’m sure Pete would too) that Putin’s photographer is better looking.

    That being said, we all know it’s really the Washington Nationals you have to lookout for. 🙂 The Sox/Yankees rivarly is going to be yesterday’s news after all the draft picks we signed a couple days ago make their way to the big league club to play with other future stars like Strasburg and Harper.

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