Three Up, Three Down: 11.11.11 Edition
Just like the unfounded superstitions of the delusional masses, this is gonna be LOUD, in your face and probably a bit offensive:
Wilson Ramos Kidnapped
I know Venezuela has a vast array of domestic problems, but why kidnap Wilson Ramos?!?! While he may some day become a catching superstar for the Nationals, he only made the league minimum in his 2011 rookie season, and I can think of 18 million reasons why Carlos Zambrano would have made a better target.
Rick Perry Is a Moron
In case the whole let’s waste taxpayer money and time by devoting an entire day to praying that “God” will fix our country’s financial woes rather than taking any responsibility or doing any actual work to make things better strategy didn’t prove that presidential hopeful Rick Perry is a mindless delusionoid, then perhaps this republican debate gaffe will make it clear:
MLB & Taiwan All-Stars
Hooray! There was baseball in November… even if no one outside of Taipei paid any attention to it. I heard there were some exciting moments, but none could be considered as entertaining as my favorite Chinese baseball experience:
Happy Friday!
Jeff
Red State Blue State 
Ouch…that bottom video is brutal! Happy 111111!
–Mike
‘Minoring In Baseball’
So what we’ve learned from this Venezulan episode is that roving bands of kidnapping thugs don’t want to deal with Carlos Zambrano’s drama either? (Hey, when things get heavy and scary you’ve gotta laugh and huzzah, this one ended happy with Ramos home safe.)
— Kristen
Mike — Thanks! I had 111111 shots to celebrate (kidding, I’d die, duh).
Kristen — Yep. That pretty much sums it up 😉 Glad it did have a happy ending though.
–Jeff