How to Win Super Tuesday

Take it from them!  Just take it

Forget your fickle fossil fuel subsidies, your position on amnesty for illegals, your corporate bailouts!  Forget them! 

Who cares for your stupid little war on drugs, your ignorant stimulus spending, your silly stem cell debate?  Who cares?!?!

If you want to win Super Tuesday, Mr. Politician, take off your shirt, ride a horse and go shoot a stinking tiger!

And if they try to stop you from winning?  There is only one thing left to do.


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Of course, the above method may not translate well to the 2012 baseball season.  I have tried touting my team as the 2012 World Series Champions already.  But it’s not working.


Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.





  1. This is a very simple game...

    I think in baseball it often works the opposite way. Instead, start talking about how your team looks pretty good but still, they’re over matched. They’ll finish okay, but the World Series? Nah…just don’t make the mistake of using the U word too soon. Lately, teams branding themselves as the Mets have early in the season seem to invite as much of a jinx as the teams everyone picks to win.
    — Kristen

  2. sykedoc

    I feel like betting on your team to win at this point (after the last few seasons) is the equivalent of throwing a bunch of cards in the air and predicting which one is gonna land on your face.

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