Bats are useful things. Sure, they’re made for hitting baseballs but that’s a pretty narrow view. For instance, you can spin in circles around them and then try to run a race. It’s not all that efficient but it’s sure fun to watch.[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSu1yfEeOF0]
Other uses? Well, my brother keeps one in his car just on the off chance he gets in a scrape while driving. You might think it’s silly but, well, this:[youtube http://youtu.be/5SHJE62FKM4]
So, let’s review. Bats: useful for hitting homeruns, also useful for hitting people. Just ask Jose Offerman.