Dear readers, I present to you photographic evidence that new Houston Astros pitcher, Brett Myers (right), does take the occasional break from beating his wife, Kim (left). The happy couple is seen here, in the Astros’ clubhouse, during the press conference which welcomed the domestic abuser to the team earlier this month.
Though a closer look at this picture does cause alarm for the fairer Myers. For she somehow allowed her husband to wear a black suit with brown shoes, which if discovered by the loud-mouthed hurler, may spell Kim’s certain extinction.
Hopefully, Brett’s inner idiocy will save us all from such a devastating circumstance.
Hate me ‘cuz I color coordinate, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.